A Day in the Life of a Lemon

• RT @BCooP: God hurts us on purpose temporarily so He can SAVE us on purpose ETERNALLY! #
• "This is God's universe and God does things His way. You may have a better way, but u don't have a universe!" – J Vernon McGee I LOVE that! #
• We are cancer, estrogen and progesterone FREE!!! Praise God! (via @erinnlinkous) Praise God! God still performs miracles! #
• Fear is a dark room where your negatives are developed! – Jentezen Franklin #
• Well that was a first… Some lady just walked by and smelled like Pam cooking spray! I'm not gonna lie-it smelled good! #
• My job as security is to be a presence here. My presence makes kids straighten up. If God is always present, how should we act? #
• Who's going to see transformers with me, @alilem, @prettymonkey, & Crystal tonight at midnight? #
• "as iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another." proverbs 27:17 #
• Headed to cinemall for Transformers with @alilem! #
• GI JOE preview! I hope that movie doesn't suck! #
• Sherlock Holmes looks awesome #
• Here we go… http://twitpic.com/89880 #
• Awesome movie! #transformers #
• RT: @BCooP: Are you a peacekeeper or a Peacemaker??? There's a difference! #
• Hey Wed Group, gonna have to cancel tonight, Alisha's not feeling well #
• @alilem just said she wants to hurry and get @mrsnoonie her dress back b/c she's hormonal &don't want to mess with her! #
• This is freaking funny http://bit.ly/18DYqo (via @worshiptechie) // u HAVE to watch this if u like @perrynoble! #
• Team Digerati played an epic JOKE on @perrynoble. We "slightly edited" his ChurchOnline video. http://bit.ly/Axmwr (via @TerryStorch) #
• Just picked up the bike, spending the day on the Creeper trail again & lunch w/ @justnoonie #
• Often times the difference from where we r and where God wants us to be, is the painful move I'm unwilling to take – Craig Groeschel #
• Just saw sign that said senior alert and gave license plate #. What does that mean? Some old person driving carelessly? #
• RT: @johnotjen: Wow! So Michael Jackson died. My condolences to his family. #
• Just saw sign that said senior alert and gave license plate #. What does that mean? Some old person driving carelessly? #
• Headed to Gatlinburg with my family and my kids for a last minute trip. I am so blessed! I will miss @alilem though #
• Listening to going to California while going to… Gatlinburg #
• I am here! This place looks awesome!
  http://bit.ly/gnnjh
  http://twitpic.com/8f9cn #
• For those that have asked here is the site for where I'm staying. I love it! http://www.wildernessatthesmokies.com #
• I'm having a blast in Gburg, but can't wait to see my wifey tonight. I miss her! #
• If u have kids this is the place to go in gatlinburg! http://www.wildernessatthesmokies.com http://twitpic.com/8me3c #
• On my way home to my wifey! Excited for church and our cookout tomorrow! #
• http://twitpic.com/8o5l8 Holy Cow! Michael Jackson has 8 of the 10 top albums on iTunes right now! #
• A broke finance teacher is like a shop teacher with no fingers – Dave Ramsey #
• Great time with great friends at our cookout! #

• RT: http://twitpic.com/7amf7 – Really… at a children's petting zoo? (via @jonack) (via @avclub) // HILARIOUS! #
• I just used the fake calls app to get out of a conversation at work! Tee-hee #
• Whew I'm tired! I just rode 18 miles on the creeper trail today. Saw 2 black snakes(1dead1alive) 7 squirrels,4 chipmunks, 1 rabbit #
• iPhone 3.0 OS comes out today! Whoo-hooo #
• Glad I don't have to break up this sword fight! http://twitpic.com/7mh52 #
• @jayarelinkous have had that album for 3 weeks. Love it! in reply to jayarelinkous #
• Who's coming to my house tonight @9? #
• installing iphone 3.0… now #
• RT: dbralley: LOST night at the lemons is a riot…laughing so hard im gonna be sore tomorrow #
• @timlem: you know they can read twitter, right? (via @avclub) yeah but this was just some old guy who sit on bench and started chatting #
• Enjoying the sweet MMS and Tethering features of iPhone 3.0… Oh wait ATT is Lame. (via @Mjmaltbie) // #AT&T #Fail #
• Haven't experimented with copy/paste yet, let's do it like 3rd grade:I love @alilem,I love @alilem,I love @alilem,I love @alilem,I love… #
• @Timlem congrats bud my win mobile phone copy/pasted in 2003 lol (via @t0olz) // that was a good one man! #
• @alilem just fell in the bathroom, hit her head/side/knee on wall/toilet/box/floor. @mialemons said do you have an-ne-sha(amnesia). She's ok #
• I was greeted at door by @lukelemons with wet hair and parted to the side&said, "do i look like an old man or a guy on a date?" Love my kids #
• Branson Oneil Noonkester born 6/19/09, 3:05. 8.7 lbs, 20.5" (via @justnoonie) // WHOOO HOOOOO! congrats @justnoonie and @mrsnoonie! #
• I'm at VBS @ Rosedale! Craziness!
  http://bit.ly/21lWqB
  http://twitpic.com/7uf6r #
• I get to TwitPic the very first pic of @mrsnoonie and Branson! Announcing Branson Oneil Noonkester! http://twitpic.com/7uw0y #
• @lukelemons just said, "can I pet it?" talkig about Branson! #
• Should I get my colon checked? http://twitpic.com/7v3ky #
• So thankful for all our great friends!! via @mrsnoonie) // we r grateful 2! Also glad we could come, last time we were sick or out of town! #
• @alilem: when did they bring us that table? Me: today @alilem: that was a dumb question me: actually they brought it 2 weeks ago(1of2) #
• But the invisible paint just wore off! Here's ur sign! (2of2) #
• I think @mrsnoonie is rubbing in that she can TwitPic and @justnoonie's didn't go through #
• http://twitpic.com/7vahq – Fw: Untitled message (via @justnoonie) // went through noonie! I've twittered a lot tonight no more from me 2nite #
• “Don’t be afraid, I’ve redeemed you.
  I’ve called your name. You’re mine…" Isaiah 43:1 (read 1-12) read it here: http://tinyurl.com/lxn6cs #
• @JoshDaws how much u selling it for? If that guy doesn't show that is. in reply to JoshDaws #
• RT @BabelWithMe: RT In Soviet Russia (or Iran), Multi-Language Chat App Simultaneously Translates YOU http://bit.ly/WI61p(via @TerryStorch) #
• Alright tweeps/facebookers: question. Do u know anyone using an iPhone not through AT&T? Email me: tim(at)timlemons(dot)com #
• http://twitpic.com/7wgtv – Branson w/ Elvis lip (via @justnoonie) // that's cute #
• Great night with @lukelemons& @tyralemons. Watched wall-e and just now left sugar hollow park. We closed the place down! #
• Now to Pal's for some Frenchoe Fries! #
• Update – @metman1's father. Still on ventilator. Fluid building in lungs. Undergoing series tests. Pls pray and RT (via @whatschwandt) #
• 1st nice day in a week and it's Fathers day and I have to work. Oh well, at least I have a job! #
• I'm bored.So here's a not-so-interesting fact about me:I can't say "Roy" right.I sound like Scooby-Doo!Now back to r regularly sch. boredom #
• Left work, picked up @mialemons and now time for steak, shrimp, shells and cheese and pie for my fathers day dinner! #

I am so happy so far with the iPhone 3.0 update and this because of only one MAJOR feature… SMS Texting update.

I use twitter a lot and unlike the early days, I finally have a lot of my actual friends (people I know) on twitter.  At the moment I am following 325 people on twitter. There is no way I would follow all of them through text messages, so I have always had people I don’t want to miss like my friends and then some people who I really love their twitters and wouldn’t want to miss them.  The problem with this (UNTIL NOW) has been that if I have a busy day or two and don’t read those messages then I have to go through and read them all in one setting because if I stop reading them I had to go through hundreds of messages just to find where I was.

Enter the new iPhone 3.0 update.  Now, if I miss a couple of days I can start anywhere I want on the list and delete each message as I go.  On top of that, if there is something I want to check out later like a book recommendation, website to check out, or video to see, I can just click that message forward it to twitter as a direct message to my Evernote account by adding “D myen” to the beginning of the message.  Then later when I have time I can go to Evernote and check out the link/video/book/etc.

Since I no longer have a job where I sit at my computer all day or at least part of the day, it has been hard to stay updated on twitter.  With this new iPhone 3.0 Update I am probably going to turn on some more direct notifications going to my cell phone.

For a list of what has been updated in iPhone 3.0 check this link that came from AVCLUB’s Twitter.

As a side note out there for Tweetie, Twitterific, Tweetdeck, and any other twitter app designers – It would be so awesome to have a feature that has twitters come in like an email that you can save, delete, mark as read and that comes in and keeps them even if I don’t check it for 5 days or more.

I’ve toyed with the idea of subscribing to an rss feed of my followers and have them come to a different email address that I could check.  Maybe Google wave will assist in that?

• Just left ship. Awesome cruise! Now 3 more days in Florida! #
• Just passed a wakeboard park in Orlando! Wish we could do that! #
• When life just can’t wait… For pop rocks? http://twitpic.com/74e3w #
• At this time 10 yrs ago I was getting ready to marry @alilem! Happy anniversary to us! Spending day @ Fort Myers Beach! #
• Cruisin’ in the Michael Scott edition Chrysler Sebring with the top down: destination Fort Myers Beach! http://twitpic.com/77ewz #
• Had to make a pitstop for @alilem http://twitpic.com/77fht #
• On plane taking off! #
• Just landed @ Tri-Cities! Excited to see our kids! #

It’s hard to believe that 10 years ago today, I was getting married to this beautiful woman. The day before the wedding I used my last star wars check to see Episode I. Thank you Alisha for putting up with this Geek!

I love you more now than ever!