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Can you help Mark?

April 5, 2009 — Leave a comment

I just was driving home from Sam’s and I passed a guy walking on Hillman Highway.(about 3 miles from my house) He had his thumb out and since I didn’t have any kids or wife with me and he was a MALE (I would never pick up a female if I was alone) I decided to pick him up.

I asked him where he was headed and he said out on Old Saltworks Road. I asked him how far and he said about 3 miles, well I live about two miles out. So as we were driving I asked if he worked at shoney’s (since he was wearing a hat and shirt – I know, I know… “Here’s ur sign”) and he told me yes. I asked him if he always walked to work and he said yes.

Basically the summary goes like this… He’s worked there for over a month, he has to be at work at 9 and gets off at 2. It takes him 2 hours to walk to Shoney’s. He has been doing this for over a month.

So here’s the thing – sometimes my church gives away vehicles, and they always give out any help they can to others. I’m thinking that if we could raise $1,000 I could get this guy a scooter, that way he wouldn’t have to pay for insurance and gas would be really cheap. I will check with the church to see if they can assist at all.

So who’s in? Anyone? Seriously if 10 of you gave $100 that would be it. If 20 of you gave $50 that would be it. I’m using a website called ChipIn to help manage this. See widget below to donate and if you have any questions please contact me via the comments section below!

Here’s a chance for the Church to be the hands and feet of God.

Hey everyone, so far I am loving Kings! Thought I would provide you with the ability to watch it right here at timlemons.com. Now you have no excuses! Seriously. This is gonna be an awesome show. Watch it while you can.

My Friend JR shared this on twitter the other day and I had to share it here.

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Acts 16:25 – one of my favorite stories in the Bible!

Man this video had to take forever to make! Pretty creative stuff! ENJOY


Building the LEGO Millennium Falcon from Gizmodo on Vimeo.

Saturday Morning

March 7, 2009 — Leave a comment

I think I will start a new feature here at TimLemons.com. Every Saturday I will post something that I thought was funny. Whether it be something that happened to me personally or just something I found surfing the net. So since Conan is ending his run on Late Night, I thought it would be fitting for me to start my run with Saturday Morning™.

Wednesday night is Lost Night at the Lemons’ household. I love it. Lost is already a kickbutt show, but watching it with my hilarious friends is even better. Can’t tell you how many times we have to stop and rewind because we’re laughing our heads off and missed something!

Anyways if you don’t know what I’m talking about when I say business time, then you need to watch this!

Another one of my favorite things is how many of my friends are on twitter. @alilem, @jayarelinkous, @erinnlinkous, @tyralemons, @annab1, @george_les, @theabelincoln, @brittlynn, @jdubharris, and @dbralley

Failure is not an option

February 25, 2009 — Leave a comment

It’s an absolute necessity. Love this video from Craig and Lifechurch. I know for my life have had a lot of failures and successes. The failures have always led to something great or learning something big from it.


Bookie from LifeChurch.tv on Vimeo.

Crazy Dreams

February 22, 2009 — Leave a comment

Ok. Last night Alisha and I both had crazy dreams. Me first!

Dream #1: I dreamed that Alisha was not only pregnant but going into labor. Like going to have the baby at any moment. We were out of town, not sure where. I think Atlanta. So I pulled out the iPhone and found a hospital and crisis averted. That’s all I remember.

Dream #2: I dreamed that I was interviewing at Northpoint with Andy Stanley. Right before the interview however we had went tubing or water sliding at a lake. So when it was time to go to the interview they took me to my hotel (which apparently was attached to Northpoint) so I could change. However when I got there they had hidden my clothes. So I walked from my hotel room all the way to Andy’s office naked. I was cowering against the walls and going from door frame to door frame trying not to be seen. Andy laughed when I got there and gave me my clothes. He said that is one of the tests they do to determine how I will react to extreme stress. (wonder what they think about these verses) I got dressed, got on the elevator and went to Andy’s car. He drove us too lunch. That’s all I remember. Oh yeah, and Judy Cintron was there.

So when I woke up I shared my dreams with Alisha. I thought mine were crazy. Then she shared hers!

Alisha Dream #1: She dreamed she went into a public restroom and there was a backdoor. She thought I should lock that door too. But she didn’t. Then a weird man came in and was going to hurt her and do bad things to her and was telling her all the things he was going to do. Then he just decided to leave.

Alisha Dream #2: She dreamed that her and Jenifer Aniston were friends and Jenifer found out the guy she was in love with was gay and was having an affair. Alisha said Jenifer was crying like crazy on her. Then the guy told Jenifer that he wanted her and the guy. Pretty strange random dream!

Family Guy iPod vs Zune

February 20, 2009 — Leave a comment

Loved this clip from family guy featuring Bill Gates!

Lost Notes – Spoiler Alert

February 19, 2009 — 3 Comments

Ok. Lost was freakin awesome last night! If you haven’t seen last nights episode “316″ then don’t read this!

  • Ok. First off I joked with my friends while watching Lost, “Now Kate has to sleep with Jack because there has to be a pregnant lady on the flight”. Well turns out… I was right!
  • Then-Hurley had to bring a guitar? Was Hurley also on Crack? j/k
  • Then Sayid shows up – did someone have to be in handcuffs?
  • Then the Pilot – who was related to the previous pilot because He knew the sunken plane was a phoney because the pilot wasn’t wearing a wedding ring.
  • In the preview for next week it showed Locke hanging himself and Ben was there-such a liar!
  • I thought it was kind of stupid that Jack didn’t want to open the letter. I mean come on – the man wrote a letter to him before dying and Jack is getting ready to go on an important “mission” and he doesn’t think he should read the letter? That was pretty stupid! I know why they did it. To show that Jack feels bad about leaving the island – but still.

Wow. Any other observations/comments/theories please post below!