A Day in the Life of a Lemon

Saw this via Twitter the other day and thought it was laughable.

I love spending time with God.  I was a little down about something and as I started my quiet time I prayed God teach me something from your word today as I always do.  I opened to my daily reading and it was Ezekiel chapter 3, ““Now, son of man, take a sharp sword and use it as a straight razor, shaving your head and your beard.”  I had to laugh out loud.  It’s a good thing we have discernment from the Holy Spirit because I have a really weird dent in the back of my head and I’m pretty sure it would look weird with a shaved head.

Anybody else have any funny stories like that they want to share?

My wife just called me to say that Tyra is going around the house crying and screaming, “I can’t find Jesus!”

We have a little Bible Action Heroes Jesus action figure.

Other funny quotes with Jesus Action Figure:

• Alisha said, “She really loves Jesus!”
• Alisha said, “Everytime she plays with her pony, she always has Jesus”
• Alisha said when getting off phone, “Pray I find Jesus!”
• Tyra said, “Luke hurt Jesus!”
• Tim said, “Pick Jesus up and put him on the table”

Feel free to add your own quotes below and stay tuned for more quotes to come!

Thanks to ken @ avclub.us for sharing this. Hilarious & Sad.

All I have to say is…

ENJOY

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