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Saw this via Twitter the other day and thought it was laughable.

Quite Time Funny

Tim Lemons —  September 10, 2008 — Leave a comment

I love spending time with God.  I was a little down about something and as I started my quiet time I prayed God teach me something from your word today as I always do.  I opened to my daily reading and it was Ezekiel chapter 3, ““Now, son of man, take a sharp sword and use it as a straight razor, shaving your head and your beard.”  I had to laugh out loud.  It’s a good thing we have discernment from the Holy Spirit because I have a really weird dent in the back of my head and I’m pretty sure it would look weird with a shaved head.

Anybody else have any funny stories like that they want to share?

Fun with Jesus

Tim Lemons —  August 20, 2008 — Leave a comment

My wife just called me to say that Tyra is going around the house crying and screaming, “I can’t find Jesus!”

We have a little Bible Action Heroes Jesus action figure.
Jesus Action Figure

Other funny quotes with Jesus Action Figure:

  • Alisha said, “She really loves Jesus!”
  • Alisha said, “Everytime she plays with her pony, she always has Jesus”
  • Alisha said when getting off phone, “Pray I find Jesus!”
  • Tyra said, “Luke hurt Jesus!”
  • Tim said, “Pick Jesus up and put him on the table”

Feel free to add your own quotes below and stay tuned for more quotes to come!

Miss Teen USA

Tim Lemons —  August 28, 2007 — Leave a comment

Thanks to ken @ for sharing this. Hilarious & Sad.

All I have to say is…


I tried to embed here but couldn’t

Filled with the Spirit

Tim Lemons —  August 19, 2007 — Leave a comment

I posted this video a long time ago on myspace page. Someone pointed out that it had been removed. I thought I would put it on my blog. Enjoy!

No he didn't!

Tim Lemons —  August 17, 2007 — Leave a comment

Tim Stevens who is a pastor at Granger posted this blog the other day! Can’t wait until all of our kids are at school because I LOVE PIZZA!

OK… this is it… I doubt that anything will ever top this.


Fashion Funny!

Tim Lemons —  August 5, 2007 — 3 Comments

Saw this courtesy of My favorite is the model on the second fall. She just wobbles before falling. She’s like a new fawn learning how to walk.

Caveman Jim

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