TimLemons.Com » humor http://timlemons.com .:Making Lemonade:. Tue, 07 Feb 2012 16:05:09 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Need a Laugh – Funny Flying Cat Picture http://timlemons.com/2008/12/need-a-laugh-funny-flying-cat-picture/ http://timlemons.com/2008/12/need-a-laugh-funny-flying-cat-picture/#comments Tue, 09 Dec 2008 14:00:46 +0000 Tim Lemons http://timlemons.com/?p=921

Saw this via Twitter the other day and thought it was laughable.

]]> http://timlemons.com/2008/12/need-a-laugh-funny-flying-cat-picture/feed/ 0 Quite Time Funny http://timlemons.com/2008/09/quite-time-funny/ http://timlemons.com/2008/09/quite-time-funny/#comments Wed, 10 Sep 2008 13:00:18 +0000 Tim Lemons http://timlemons.com/2008/09/10/quite-time-funny/ I love spending time with God.  I was a little down about something and as I started my quiet time I prayed God teach me something from your word today as I always do.  I opened to my daily reading and it was Ezekiel chapter 3, ““Now, son of man, take a sharp sword and use it as a straight razor, shaving your head and your beard.”  I had to laugh out loud.  It’s a good thing we have discernment from the Holy Spirit because I have a really weird dent in the back of my head and I’m pretty sure it would look weird with a shaved head.

Anybody else have any funny stories like that they want to share?

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We have a little Bible Action Heroes Jesus action figure.
Jesus Action Figure

Other funny quotes with Jesus Action Figure:

  • Alisha said, “She really loves Jesus!”
  • Alisha said, “Everytime she plays with her pony, she always has Jesus”
  • Alisha said when getting off phone, “Pray I find Jesus!”
  • Tyra said, “Luke hurt Jesus!”
  • Tim said, “Pick Jesus up and put him on the table”

Feel free to add your own quotes below and stay tuned for more quotes to come!

]]> http://timlemons.com/2008/08/fun-with-jesus/feed/ 0 Miss Teen USA http://timlemons.com/2007/08/miss-teen-usa/ http://timlemons.com/2007/08/miss-teen-usa/#comments Tue, 28 Aug 2007 18:39:44 +0000 Tim Lemons http://timlemons.com/2007/08/28/miss-teen-usa/ Thanks to ken @ avclub.us for sharing this. Hilarious & Sad.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww[/youtube]

]]> http://timlemons.com/2007/08/miss-teen-usa/feed/ 0 T & A (tim & alisha) dancing! http://timlemons.com/2007/08/t-a-tim-alisha-dancing/ http://timlemons.com/2007/08/t-a-tim-alisha-dancing/#comments Sat, 25 Aug 2007 04:33:05 +0000 Tim Lemons http://timlemons.com/2007/08/24/t-a-tim-alisha-dancing/ All I have to say is…

ENJOY

http://www.jibjab.com/starring_you/receipt/368365

I tried to embed here but couldn’t

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[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=5RwDYM6zLzY[/youtube]

]]> http://timlemons.com/2007/08/filled-with-the-spirit/feed/ 0 No he didn't! http://timlemons.com/2007/08/no-he-didnt/ http://timlemons.com/2007/08/no-he-didnt/#comments Fri, 17 Aug 2007 18:37:56 +0000 Tim Lemons http://timlemons.com/2007/08/17/no-he-didnt/ Tim Stevens who is a pastor at Granger posted this blog the other day! Can’t wait until all of our kids are at school because I LOVE PIZZA!

]]> http://timlemons.com/2007/08/no-he-didnt/feed/ 0 Funniest Video I've Ever Seen http://timlemons.com/2007/08/funniest-video-ive-ever-seen/ http://timlemons.com/2007/08/funniest-video-ive-ever-seen/#comments Fri, 17 Aug 2007 04:55:51 +0000 Tim Lemons http://timlemons.com/2007/08/16/funniest-video-ive-ever-seen/ OK… this is it… I doubt that anything will ever top this.

THIS IS HILARIOUS

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbvP7dT3Dx0[/youtube]

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[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=7mE6CH4hC1U[/youtube]

]]> http://timlemons.com/2007/08/fashion-funny/feed/ 3 Promoting Online Giving http://timlemons.com/2007/07/promoting-online-giving/ http://timlemons.com/2007/07/promoting-online-giving/#comments Thu, 26 Jul 2007 18:22:08 +0000 Tim Lemons http://timlemons.com/2007/07/26/promoting-online-giving/ Caveman Jim

This is a picture we sent out in our contribution statements to encourage people to signup for online giving. We use Fellowship Technologies for our online giving web portal.

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