A Day in the Life of a Lemon

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-03-07

timlem — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 21:00:00 +0000

Challenge: Make a friend list in Facebook of friends who need Jesus. Then look4ways each day to pray& share God's love. /via @lifechurchtv #
@willrodes I'll be there! #unleash in reply to willrodes #
Is this traffic training or something? 1 cop directing and about 10 watching? http://post.ly/QPMG #
Lost group at linkous' house tonight @ 8. Who's coming? Will be discussing what we r going to start studying. #
Oh my gosh, this is an amazing video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qybUFnY7Y8w (via @jonack) Wow – u have to watch this! HAVE TO! #
I just sat in line at burger king for 16 minutes! #
Hey guys going to #unleash with me… We are meeting at food city parking lot and leaving @ 4:30am tomorrow! Cya there! #
God is rarely early, but He's NEVER late! – Craig Groeschel
if your married watch these! http://tinyurl.com/yjh8pov #
@loswhit u gonna be there tomorrow? #unleash #
Ahhh yeah! Goodmorning @Newspring. Cya in about 3.5 hrs for #unleash! Hey u. Watch online at http://www.Newspring.cc/unleash 9am #
The soundtrack to this hardees is ca-racking me up! #unleash #
Great day at #unleash! Thank you Jesus is right @bcoop! #
wow. just walked in the door from #unleash TIRED and refreshed all at the same time. #
i want 2 be famous in my home. thx @jefferyportmann /via @MarkBatterson // YES!!!!!!!!! #
Oh No! http://post.ly/R7Cu #
@tyralemons just said "mia just climbed into the time machine" – actually she climbed on top of the washing machine. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-02-28

timlem — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 21:00:00 +0000

Over 500 signed up to serve in a ministry @Highlands today! We had first time guests commit to ministry! … /via @JimmieDavidson #
@avclub I expect a great/detailed review after 30 days. in reply to avclub #
In about 40 hours, I will be in Haiti. I cannot believe that the Lord has invited me on this Journey. /via @keonepeeps // will be praying #
Yep that's MY foot and no it doesn't normally look like that. Dr. said it's not broke! http://post.ly/P8Mv #
Anyone know a good Chinese place to eat in JC? #
@lukelemons likes Chick-Fil-A! "Come on guys!" http://post.ly/PHUs #
Aaahh yeah! Eating at 5 guys with @dbralley @mialemons & @lukelemons then going to milligan college to see http://www.invisiblechildren.com #
us: why do we celebrate presidents day. @lukelemons: abe lincoln, george washington and Jesus.. LOL (via @dbralley) // love my boy! #
@elizabethembler Happy Birthday! #
Our God Is Love – @newspring's live worship cd is awesome! Available for $10 this Sunday! /via @shaneduffey I'll get mine @unleash! #
RT @derekwebb: get my newest record 'stockholm syndrome' for FREE for the next 48 hours (til midnight this thurs) here: http://bit.ly/bPFr7H #
Apple store called to tell me that my iMac has bit the dust — so they are hooking me up with the NEW 27" model for FREE. /via @shawnelledge #
94% of ppl in prison R men. & 85% of those grew up in a home w/out a father. Guys. yr job isn't yr 9-5. It's yr 5-9. (via @loswhit) // AMEN! #
Signs Of A Lukewarm Worship Leader [repost] – http://bit.ly/9vTRUY (via @loswhit) // if ur a worship leader READ THIS #
anyone in ministry should check out http://secrettweet.com/ // reminder of y we do what we do. people r hurting
http://tinyurl.com/y98tzft #
I'm guessing it wasn't named by kids though! http://post.ly/PRr5 #
Whoooo hooooo! 2 hr delay 2morrow for Washington Co VA schools! #
Welcome back CoCo!!! @ConanOBrien has officially joined twitter… (via @PMSportsNut) #
preview it! live record! http://bit.ly/bxMRF7 (via @mcdzl) // don't mind if I do! #
WLs: get charts for the new live record here: http://bit.ly/bxMRF7 /via @mcdzl //downloaded mine.Love that @Newspring gives away everything! #
Sweet, I just lifted Squeeze for Mac totally free at http://MacHeist.com #
This is only a test #hfsm #
Go one day without shoes! @tomsshoes find out more here! http://onedaywithoutshoes.com/ April 8th! #
I just became a member of the Twub for #hfsm at http://twubs.com/hfsm #
The primary purpose of marriage is to make you holy, not merely happy. Nothing challenges our self-centeredness more. (via @RickWarren) #
Daddy/daughter date night with @mialemons. She picked Japanese for dinner! That's my girl! http://post.ly/Ploi #
1st adventure for daddy/daughter date night! http://post.ly/PmfN #
1st adventure for daddy/daughter datenight (part 2) http://post.ly/Pmgn #
Me to mia: "I love u little girl"
@mialemons to me: "I love u… Big… Guy!" #lovebeingadad #
These people are standing out in the cold picking a movie and I am doing it on my iPhone in the comfort of car. http://post.ly/PnDv #
I can't believe Brad finally joined twitter! http://post.ly/Pupy #
Great message today @highlands I will walk by faith and not by sight! I'm believing some thing that make me look foolish! #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-02-21

timlem — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 21:00:00 +0000

@bweston on pp4 videos on site, the Props vid that is 3:59 actually opens the detailed overview instead of the right one. just a heads up! #
eating my blizzard my friends dropped off at work for me! #blessed thx @dbralley & @annaboyd! #
Obama Is Hiring a Twitterer: http://bit.ly/bJT6PC (via @tonymorganlive) // man that's the job I need. #
@bweston ur right, working fine now, i triple checked it b4 i messaged you. oh well. maybe safari was having an issue or something in reply to bweston #
@TaraLeighCobble i don't cry when my dog runs away or get angry at the bills i have to pay. in reply to TaraLeighCobble #
great message http://tinyurl.com/ybvxa9r Busyness does not equal productivity! If you don't have time to watch this, then you NEED to watch #
LOST tonight @ 8pm- Linkous house (via @erinnlinkous) // who's coming? #
"Enjoy life with your wife,whom u love"Eccl 9:9 If there was more courting in marriage there'd be fewer marriages in court (via @RickWarren) #
@bfrye and @terryfrye wish u were here watching it with us #
I just entered to win a Free Nexus One. Follow @YouVersion, retweet and register here~> http://bit.ly/c2hY76 #nexusone #
having lunch with @andystanley today. ok, not really. but eating lunch and listening to his leadership podcast is probably = real thing #
btw if your not subscribed to @andystanley's leadership podcast you are MISSING OUT! http://tinyurl.com/ydhzyxj #
praying for what's going to happen @highlands this Sunday! I pray it will be a huge eye opener. if you've never been don't come this sunday! #
God, I don't know what your up to, but I think I like it! your will Lord not my own or anybody else's #
anybody wanna join me at lunch at subway today at 11:30? #
In my life be lifted high
In our world be lifted high
In our love be lifted high #
Going snowboarding tonight! Leavin around 4-5. Anyone wanna join us? @prettymonkey & @doctorhurd are going with me! #
Great time snowboarding tonight. Glad @prettymonkey & @doctorhurd went! #
Sheesh what a change. I feel like I should cut the A/C on in my car #
Just went to subway and saw a weasel reading a kindle. http://twitpic.com/145pdh #
Thanksgiving is the purest form of praise – John Ditty #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-02-14

timlem — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 21:00:00 +0000

Watching Superbowl with a FEW friends! http://post.ly/MhHz #
Celebrating 15 salvations at our @hfsm super bowl party! Thank u God! #
@justnoonie @jayarelinkous u guys are letting me down. I wanna see what the plane looks like with all those highlanders on there!twitpic plz in reply to justnoonie #
follow @radicalsonly for updates from the conference going on at Saddleback #
Watch the Radicalis Webcast! http://bit.ly/9Dh3sj #
If ur not following @shaneduffey he's dropping some wisdom bombs from @rickwarren this morning. Who needs 2 watch stream when u have Shane!? #
I believe every knock at the door of a brothel, is a knock at the heart of God – @recreate #recreate10 /via@loswhit // that's deep!I like it #
Lost at my house tonight 9pm. Who's gonna be there? I know all u peeps at @radicalsonly won't. Who else? #
School is on a 2 hr delay! Whoo – hoooo #
Local Church Sign: If you are the one who keeps praying for snow, please stop http://post.ly/N4VZ #
School cancelled today! Love the snow. If it keeps this up I won't be able to go to work! http://post.ly/N8TJ #
if you care about us as a band, you better write the lost writers and tell them to not mess up the end of this season! /via @crowderband #
just for the record. if it's all Hurley's dream, then the dcb is done making music. /via @crowderband #
@marklee3d after reading through 20+ pages of ur posterous page b4 going 2 bed last night, I dreamed u came 2 a local school&played a show in reply to marklee3d #
I have a feeling twitter is going to go crazy from all the people at @radicalsonly who want to win a Taylor. Yep. here they come. #rad10 #
@jayarelinkous if u win u gonna give it to @alilem? in reply to jayarelinkous #
@justnoonie trying to get all spiritual to win the guitar! Hilarious! #rad10 in reply to justnoonie #
Buzz me: http://www.google.com/profiles/timlemons#buzz #
@JimmieDavidson is on the webcast! #
Just watched @jimmiedavidson on the webcast from http://www.radicalis.com // proud to have him as my pastor! #
Just got an email, schools are already closed for tomorrow!! /via @DoctorHurd. // whoooo hooooo! #
Here is a pic of the snow per @erinnlinkous request who is chillin in the Hot California sun with my friends http://post.ly/NCKV #
Snowing outside? U know what that means! Kids want my famous cheeseburgers on the grill http://post.ly/NDUo #
Here is @lukelemons acting like spiderman. We've watched spiderman 2&3 while home from school! http://post.ly/NMB4 #
@gregcoe I was watching online. Intense here can't imagine what it was like there #rad10 #
http://twitpic.com/12n8qb – CLEAN WATER -> SANITATION -> HEALTH -> EDUCATION -> ECONOMY // It starts w/ water. (via @robbieseay) #
Help me provide clean water during Lent! @livingwater http://tiny.cc/nFiBa #
Please pray for my assistant Jan whose daughter tragically passed away today. #pray (via @whatschwandt)//praying /via @zachking // me too! #
Leaving the house for the first time since Tuesday! #
RT @CandiPShelton: We need friends who will always have our back but won't always take our side. /via @AndyStanley #
Heading to the movies w/ @mialemons and @lukelemons! #beingadadrocks! #
Sitting in the library reading on my kindle. Feel like I'm gonna get dirty looks from the librarians! #
Luke is giving me a puppet show at the Library while Mia is in girl scouts meeting http://post.ly/NimP #
Just now leaving Chuck E. Cheese! Shewwww! #
Going to bed. Gotta be at @jayarelinkous' house at 6:35 am. I get to produce the Bristol campus 2morrow! Excited! Night all! #
He is jealous for me,
Loves like a hurricane, I am a tree,
Bending beneath the weight of his wind and mercy. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-02-07

timlem — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 21:00:00 +0000

"Can I attack there?" – @jayarelinkous
"No the dragon ate it" – Me
"That confirms I'm not playing" -@erinnlinkous #
Hey #LOST group: Lost is back. Wednesday at Linkous' at 8PM! No cheating by watching it Tuesday night! Who's coming? #
Excited about staying at the @highlands Global House tonight with all the pastors! #
Lets play a game of who said it? "I want your ugly. I want your disease. I want your love." Jesus or Lady Gaga? /via @MikeFoster #
Well. Everyone is asleep. I'm wide awake. Been great hanging out with Global pastors. #GlobalPeace @highlands #
Hey Lost group: can everyone make it tonight instead of tomorrow night? 8pm at Linkous'? #
Everytime I hear Saviour King I cry! #
Lost group: meeting at 8 at linkous' #
@GEORGE_LES you wouldn't be confused if u came over and discussed it with us! // yeah I called u out… publicly! in reply to GEORGE_LES #
New addition to the guitar family! http://post.ly/MAU8 #
"God is in the longest bad marriage in history" T Keller /via @JSBBible #
Eating lunch with @Dbralley & @Mstanley. I am rhinoman! http://post.ly/MB15 #
@anthonycoppedge I think there should have been some classes on keeping your marriage/family healthy. *REQUIRED CLASSES* in reply to anthonycoppedge #
RT @loswhit Worship Leaders…Stop Leading In Front Of And … http://bit.ly/9LKFK3 // if u lead worship do urself a HUGE favor & read this #
The teacher is always silent when the test is given. When God is silent in your life, you are being tested / via @RickWarren #
If ur back hurts,see a back doctor.If marriage hurts,see a biblical counselor! 35yrs ago it saved my marriage.DONT WAIT.GO! /via @RickWarren #
@tonysteward Just said a prayer man! in reply to tonysteward #
Just had my first experience with Ubuntu OS. A coworker just got this Dell Mini. http://post.ly/MMmG #
Hey local friends: I'm going to the Global Peace graduation tonight @ 7:30 @highlands. Any1 wanna eat afterwards?Then gamenight @ my place #
Amazing God stories happening @Highlands Global Peace Graduation service! http://post.ly/MPTI #
Have I mentioned lately I love ShakeItPhoto!?! Us eating at Taco Bell http://post.ly/MQh4 #
Eating at Golden Coral with the kids! http://post.ly/MW53 #
If I ever tweet I'm going to Golden Coral someone stop me! There should be a http://www.peopleofgoldencoral.com! // seriously! #
We've made it acceptable for ppl to sit in church every week & do nothing & call themselves a follower of Jesus. #Verge10 /via @edstetzer #
Super Bowl party 5-10 @ bristol campus. Middle school and high school students. Come out and bring your friends! (via @BrentStuart) #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-01-31

timlem — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 21:00:00 +0000

Just got back to Abingdon! Great day! So thankful! #
RT @MacRumorsRSS AT&T Losing iPhone Exclusivity on Wednesday? – Mac Rumors http://bit.ly/5XiIT7 // Man I hope this is true! #
Griffin & Cooper http://twitgoo.com/chsmt (via @jdaugherty) // congrats man! #
Whoo hoo! schools on a 2 hr delay! #
My friend @everettbowes is giving away tons of free worship loops here: http://tinyurl.com/videos4worship Hurry. limited time only! plz RT #
just bought @loswhit's album on iTunes and you should too! http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/carlos-whittaker-ep/id351374920 #
schools on a 2hr delay tomorrow again! YESSSSSSSSS! #
i forgot to mention that Los is leading with us @newspring on 2/7! @loswhit #loswhitlive (via @mcdzl) // sweet! #
going to bed everyone. I'm excited about the possibility of this tomorrow http://bit.ly/bmzfLC Goodnight! #
$500 for basic iPad? sheesh #
http://twitpic.com/101d1p – iPad pricing #
recap. $629 for 3G + 29.99 monthly fee or does that include monthly fee? If not that's $989.87 for a year. Rather have MacBook #ipad #fail #
Ok now that I'm watching video http://www.apple.com/ipad I would like to have one. But not sure for price #
RT @prettymonkey: News said apple stock falling after iPad anno. They should know if @timlem ain't happy, its just not going to work. // HA! #
http://bestc.am/KNj7C Look at this cute little girl! Still asleep from dropping off kids at school #
As sure as God puts His children in the furnace he will be in the furnace with them. -Spurgeon /via @BCooP #
Look what I found in the @highlands truck! Classic… Classico?!? http://yfrog.com/auvs6dj #
They oughtta have a line at grocery store for people who aren't here freaking out because a storm is coming! Just sayin' #
"I still can’t believe this! All this hype for something so ridiculous! … " http://tumblr.com/xdu5y2nfe (via @toddrhoades) about iPod in2001 #
I Had A Dream…Rick Warren Interpreted It // http://bit.ly/bsUoFS (via @loswhit) // that is HILARIOUS! #
I love this. Digital magazine complete with active links and videos. http://ow.ly/11R23 #
http://bestc.am/X4dI @Highlands Global Peace Conference is happening! Got around 30-40 leaders from all over the world here #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-01-24

timlem — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 21:00:00 +0000

"I'm like the Dr Phil of believers. I can be obnoxious but often right" – @mstanley #
Wow! The book of Eli was awesome! Can't believe that was a mainstream #
@joshuagriffin can't find on ur blog. You once posted about having a group come to your lockin and doing a hostage thing or something likeit #
Anybody wanna go snowboarding tomorrow night? #
we hate 2 wait. but the longer we wait the more we appreciate. /via @MarkBatterson // Amen to that! #
http://bestc.am/MYEg Saw the @highlands mobile today! #
Help me persuade the world to drop Haiti's debt. Add your voice now. http://www.one.org/r?r=273 #
Lost Group: my house 9pm – we'll watch one of the messages from #passion2010. Who's coming? #
Unleash 2010 is officially sold out. We're looking forward to seeing all of you there! (via @unleashinfo) Whooohooo! Can't wait! #
@tonymorganlive u gotta try the creamy jalepeno sauce! I miss Chuy's in reply to tonymorganlive #
"In the same way I was with Moses, I’ll be with you. I won't give up on you; I won't leave you. http://read.ly/Josh1.5.MSG #
"So Joshua made stone knives and circumcised the People of Israel at Foreskins Hill." http://read.ly/Josh5.3.MSG who says the Bible isboring #
Ok. Mia is in Girl Scouts now and I need to sell some cookies. who wants some? #
http://bestc.am/gQPC Awwwww! What a cute couple at our lost group! #lovesac #
Elevation will donate $10 for every RT til noon EST. Go! /Text SP to 85944 to donate $10 for #Haiti. @SamaritansPurse (via @stevenfurtick) #
@kksberna hey – we have about 7 students who need a MSG bible. can you still get a hookup? free or discounted? in reply to kksberna #
Thanks for the RTs for @SamaritansPurse. We're making a $2000 donation in your honor. Keep giving & spread the word. (via @stevenfurtick) #
i don't believe in failure. if u learn from it u have not failed. u have succeeded. (via @MarkBatterson) #
3 more days till @newspring anniversary service! WHOOO HOOOOO! Ahhhh yeah! and all those other exclamations! #
UPDATE: Did I say we're giving $2000 to @SamaritansPurse in your honor? I was mistaken…it's $9000! Great job people! (via @stevenfurtick) #
Check out our coverage with @safewaternexus in Haiti. Thanks for helping out, Matt! http://bit.ly/5WQV7i (via @tricities_com) #
@joelhouston mine did that once and i had to connect it to iTunes and restore it. Thx for coming to #passion2010 in reply to joelhouston #
9pm and I'm leaving my house for the first time today #
@trevorcox lol. Did u tell him his daddy IS a professional? in reply to trevorcox #
For those who want cookies go here http://tinyurl.com/ajc4en then tell me how many you want of each. I think the price was $3.50 per box #
Game night my house. I need to change time to 9:30. Who's coming. #
http://twitpic.com/zffsn – Aerial shot of the setup for tomorrow, it's going to be sick! (via @willrodes) // Cant wait! #ns10 #
celebrating 10 years of God's goodness with some extended family today. (via @Mstanley) getting ready to leave 4 @newspring #ns10 #
http://bestc.am/qvw3 Here we are @Newspring. #ns10 #
@George_Les is glowing with excitement! http://yfrog.com/4e9bguj #
Seeing hundreds of people coming to meet Christ @newspring 10th anniversary celebration #thebestisyettocome #ns10 http://yfrog.com/1yb3gij #
Ignore that last tweet. We are still clapping for those people. Maybe close to 1,000 committing to Jesus! #ns1010 #thebestisyettocome #
Just saw a shirt, "Satan is a pimp, don't be his ho!" #
Eating at PF Changs in Asheville http://yfrog.com/1ezbjgvj #
PF Changs: Lettuce wraps, Chang's Spicy Chicken #
"I speak what's on my mind, people just don't get it" – @jayarelinkous #

What I’m looking forward to

timlem — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 19:33:35 +0000

If any of you are still around reading this then you realize I hardly ever blog anymore. I usually just share what I’m thinking/doing/whatever on twitter. Twitter limits you to 140 characters and that works great for my simple little mind. However as I was getting ready to twitter I realized I was excited about too much stuff coming up and decided 140 characters wouldn’t do. So here you go. Here’s what I’m currently looking forward to:

Passion Dinner
- Tonight we are having dinner over at Justin and Brittany’s place. This is the first time our group that went to Passion2010 has got together since the event. The cool think is 8 of us went and I only knew 2 of them (3 if u count myself). I love that when you go through something that huge together, even with complete strangers, it forms a bond that will last a lifetime. Reminds me that all of us who have given our lives to Jesus has gone through something huge together and have a bond that will last more than a lifetime; for an eternity.
Game Night
- Tonight at nine some friends are meeting at my place for a night of Settler’s of Catan. Yeah were all dorks but I bet were gonna have more fun than any of you going out and getting drunk and clubbing on a Friday night. Just sayin’
Last night of Conan
- If you guys aren’t following along with the whole Conan/Jay thing your missing out. Be sure to watch Conan tonight as it is his last show on NBC. This will be something that will be talked about for a long time probably! Don’t miss it!
Census Bureau
- Huh? Census Bureau? Yeah I’m excited because I may get to pick up some extra dough by working for the Census Bureau. I go tomorrow for a test and interview. Say a prayer please.
NEWSPRING
- HECK YEAH! Me and about 10 of my friends are all going to NewSpring’s 10th Anniversary Celebration! It is going to be huge. Huge because our God is huge and He’s gonna be there. Not that He’s not here right now with me writing this and you reading this, but you know what I mean.

Last Letter Documentary

timlem — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 18:50:13 +0000

What if we all lived like this? I don’t mean in Memphis in crack houses or in the middle of a jungle with the longest civil war in history. I mean what if we were so in love with God that we would go anywhere, do anything, at anytime for Him without fear of judgement from others or fear of losing our lives? I watched this video and just sat weeping. I challenge you to watch this video; all of it. Then pray to God a dangerous prayer. Pray Isaiah 6:8, “Here I am. Send me.” Tell Him you’ll be the one He can ask when ____________ (fill in the blank)

Please watch this. It starts a little slow but it gets better. If you really can’t watch the whole thing start at 4:55.

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-01-17

timlem — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 21:00:00 +0000

Can't believe school is closed again! #
well… that's one way to retain customers. Just called @comcast to possibly cancel service and they just hung up on me #
directTV or Dish Network. Ready… GO! #
@JDubHarris just drove by ur house and honked. Didn't see u outside (prolly a good thing) in reply to JDubHarris #
@taylorbashta where did u see the footage? in reply to taylorbashta #
http://j.mp/4VBGMM u HAVE2read this link2see what God can do when 21,000 people unite for 1 purpose! Hey churches-work 2gether! #passion2010 #
Everybody go report this guy for spam! He is posting porn pics as passion2010 pics @generation268 in reply to generation268 #
Man I love Colossians 1! Jesus! PERIOD!
http://read.ly/Col1.1.MSG #
Watching 2-3 grade girls basketball. Fun! #
unbelievable. no school again. WOW! #
@lukelemons just told me to come in the bathroom because him and @mialemons had a surprise 4 me. I'm blessed! http://yfrog.com/4g2lxsj #
the kids have actually gone to school. they had a 3.5 week break. #
Read this – http://read.ly/Ps86.1.CEV the whole chapter.
You willingly forgive,
and your love is always there
for those who pray to you. #
Lost group my house at 9pm. Be there or be… Found? Who's coming? #
@loswhit would love to know how he makes it simple? Details on a blog post? in reply to loswhit #
My devo this morning:I'm not where I need 2b, but thank God I am not where I used 2b!I'm a part-time sinner/full time obedient child of God #
Game night. My house. 9 pm. Who is coming? #
5:15 and game night just ended. Love my friends! Good night – for a couple of hours at least! #
On my way to @highlands! I love that my kids beg to go to both services! They actually wanna wake up early for it! Thank u kids leaders! #
Subway at exit 17 @ 6:10 followed by "Book of Eli" @ 7:20 @cinemall. Anybody wanna join us? #