- RT: http://twitpic.com/7amf7 – Really… at a children's petting zoo? (via @jonack) (via @avclub) // HILARIOUS! #
- I just used the fake calls app to get out of a conversation at work! Tee-hee #
- Whew I'm tired! I just rode 18 miles on the creeper trail today. Saw 2 black snakes(1dead1alive) 7 squirrels,4 chipmunks, 1 rabbit #
- iPhone 3.0 OS comes out today! Whoo-hooo #
- Glad I don't have to break up this sword fight! http://twitpic.com/7mh52 #
- @jayarelinkous have had that album for 3 weeks. Love it! in reply to jayarelinkous #
- Who's coming to my house tonight @9? #
- installing iphone 3.0… now #
- RT: dbralley: LOST night at the lemons is a riot…laughing so hard im gonna be sore tomorrow #
- @timlem: you know they can read twitter, right? (via @avclub) yeah but this was just some old guy who sit on bench and started chatting #
- Enjoying the sweet MMS and Tethering features of iPhone 3.0… Oh wait ATT is Lame. (via @Mjmaltbie) // #AT&T #Fail #
- Haven't experimented with copy/paste yet, let's do it like 3rd grade:I love @alilem,I love @alilem,I love @alilem,I love @alilem,I love… #
- @Timlem congrats bud my win mobile phone copy/pasted in 2003 lol (via @t0olz) // that was a good one man! #
- @alilem just fell in the bathroom, hit her head/side/knee on wall/toilet/box/floor. @mialemons said do you have an-ne-sha(amnesia). She's ok #
- I was greeted at door by @lukelemons with wet hair and parted to the side&said, "do i look like an old man or a guy on a date?" Love my kids #
- Branson Oneil Noonkester born 6/19/09, 3:05. 8.7 lbs, 20.5" (via @justnoonie) // WHOOO HOOOOO! congrats @justnoonie and @mrsnoonie! #
- I'm at VBS @ Rosedale! Craziness!
http://bit.ly/21lWqB
http://twitpic.com/7uf6r # - I get to TwitPic the very first pic of @mrsnoonie and Branson! Announcing Branson Oneil Noonkester! http://twitpic.com/7uw0y #
- @lukelemons just said, "can I pet it?" talkig about Branson! #
- Should I get my colon checked? http://twitpic.com/7v3ky #
- So thankful for all our great friends!! via @mrsnoonie) // we r grateful 2! Also glad we could come, last time we were sick or out of town! #
- @alilem: when did they bring us that table? Me: today @alilem: that was a dumb question me: actually they brought it 2 weeks ago(1of2) #
- But the invisible paint just wore off! Here's ur sign! (2of2) #
- I think @mrsnoonie is rubbing in that she can TwitPic and @justnoonie's didn't go through #
- http://twitpic.com/7vahq – Fw: Untitled message (via @justnoonie) // went through noonie! I've twittered a lot tonight no more from me 2nite #
- “Don’t be afraid, I’ve redeemed you.
I’ve called your name. You’re mine…" Isaiah 43:1 (read 1-12) read it here: http://tinyurl.com/lxn6cs # - @JoshDaws how much u selling it for? If that guy doesn't show that is. in reply to JoshDaws #
- RT @BabelWithMe: RT In Soviet Russia (or Iran), Multi-Language Chat App Simultaneously Translates YOU http://bit.ly/WI61p(via @TerryStorch) #
- Alright tweeps/facebookers: question. Do u know anyone using an iPhone not through AT&T? Email me: tim(at)timlemons(dot)com #
- http://twitpic.com/7wgtv – Branson w/ Elvis lip (via @justnoonie) // that's cute #
- Great night with @lukelemons& @tyralemons. Watched wall-e and just now left sugar hollow park. We closed the place down! 😉 #
- Now to Pal's for some Frenchoe Fries! #
- Update – @metman1's father. Still on ventilator. Fluid building in lungs. Undergoing series tests. Pls pray and RT (via @whatschwandt) #
- 1st nice day in a week and it's Fathers day and I have to work. Oh well, at least I have a job! #
- I'm bored.So here's a not-so-interesting fact about me:I can't say "Roy" right.I sound like Scooby-Doo!Now back to r regularly sch. boredom #
- Left work, picked up @mialemons and now time for steak, shrimp, shells and cheese and pie for my fathers day dinner! #
Posts in tweets!
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-06-14
- Just left ship. Awesome cruise! Now 3 more days in Florida! #
- Just passed a wakeboard park in Orlando! Wish we could do that! #
- When life just can’t wait… For pop rocks? http://twitpic.com/74e3w #
- At this time 10 yrs ago I was getting ready to marry @alilem! Happy anniversary to us! Spending day @ Fort Myers Beach! #
- Cruisin’ in the Michael Scott edition Chrysler Sebring with the top down: destination Fort Myers Beach! http://twitpic.com/77ewz #
- Had to make a pitstop for @alilem http://twitpic.com/77fht #
- On plane taking off! #
- Just landed @ Tri-Cities! Excited to see our kids! #
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-06-07
- I could probably be talked into playing COD till 12 if anyone wants to talk me into it #
- @avclub did will create the mini sirloin burger ringtone? tried to find ur tweet/blog about it but can’t/twitters search feature failed me #
- @willrodes what did you use to create the mini sirloin ringtone? #
- @willrodes is there a way/app for me to take an mp3/wav/etc. and turn it into an .m4r file? in reply to willrodes #
- @loswhit #sucksorstinks I think it’s generational too! My grandfather never let me say cop when I was young. He said to say officer. in reply to loswhit #
- mmmmm…. watching dmb live via hulu’s new desktop app while packing for bahama’s. Life is pretty near good! 😉 #
- Playing badminton with @lukelemons and @mialemons and grandma #
- last night w/ kids before @alilem and I leave for 10 days. I will miss them like crazy. Now going through @RTM checking stuff off for trip! #
- @mrsnoonie @sherrycross the pool? It is open @ 10am #
- My poor buddy fell off the trampoline last night and woke up looking like this! http://twitpic.com/6j3ki #
- @sherrycross it’s only $2.50 a person. YMCA is $10 and somewhere else in Bristol is $5 in reply to sherrycross #
- Proverbs 12:1 To learn, you must love discipline; it is stupid to hate correction. (via @justnoonie)// awesome! Learned that the hardway! #
- If you need something from M-Audio, you should look at http://woot.com/ today. You can get any 1 of 3 items for only $50! (via @jonack) #
- http://bit.ly/1btJ3l great reminder from Steven Furtick! #
- “Tiiiiiiimmmme ain’t on my side, no it ain’t!”
This day is going slow since I start my vacation 2morrow! #
- 5 Useful WordPress Functions You Didn’t Know Existed –> http://tr.im/nfA1 (please stumble, delicious, and retweet!) (via @nathanrice) #
- Basketball helped pass that last hr. Now to roam around the building dr the next 15 minutes #
- Just hopped in the van and let out a big whooooooo-hoooooooo! I’m excited! 10 days of chillin w/ the love of my life! #
- At mcdonald’s spending one last moment with kids b4 gone 10 days! #
- Just dropped off kids. They will be missed! But we will have fun! #
- 2:45 am and am finally going to bed. It’s hard work going on a vacation! #
- @alilem and I getting ready to leave for our trip and cruise w/ @carnival! http://twitpic.com/6lm27 #
- @lukelemons poor eye looks worse today! http://twitpic.com/6lsck #
- @lukelemons poor eye looks worse today! http://twitpic.com/6lwro #
- @ airport. Thx for the wishes everyone! We leave @ 1:50 #
- On plane getting ready to take off #
- Just landed! Here is a pic from the sky http://twitpic.com/6m845 #
- Just got done hanging at ft. Myers beach. Had crablegs last night. Great time so far! #
- Just ate @ alli-gators had a great cheesesteak and great service from Becca http://www.urbanspoon.com/x/Vig #
- Listening to wonderwall in honor of our kids while driving to port canaveral to get on cruise to Bahamas! Ah yeah! #
- Here’s da boat!
http://bit.ly/12hkSI
http://twitpic.com/6ug2b # - We r on boat getting ready to leave. We got 2 wave 2 Sabrina, Kayleb, & Averie Bowes from the boat! #
- I’m on a boat! #
- Ok last “I’m on a boat tweet”
http://bit.ly/zCSAQ
http://twitpic.com/6uyw5 #
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-05-31
- Heading out to ride on the creeper trail and getting paid for it. Hope I don’t get stick in the rain #
- http://twitpic.com/5ygvz – @mialemons just sent her first email and it was to… me! 🙂 #
- Time for some family fun. Grilling steaks and then watching hotel for dogs. #
- “There is nothing stronger than gentleness.” –Abraham Lincoln #leadership #missional (via @michaelmcminn) #
- Refuel: Pray for someone you know is hurting right now. Stop everything. (via @refuelseries) #
- 2 timothy 2:22-26 – that’s some good stuff! #
- @johnotjen the actual release of the 3.0 isn’t out yet right? U got the beta cause ur developer? #
- Hard to see in picture but this is a black widow spider @ rec center. The red is the hourglass http://twitpic.com/60hsg #
- Hey Lost group-my house @ 9pm @prettymonkey is in charge of entertainment 2night. Who’s coming? #
- http://yfrog.us/0ewj3z Tweetie for Mac – Video – “yep, it works” (via @tonysteward) // this looked good on iPhone tweetie too! #
- @mialemons and I just got done swimming in the rain! http://twitpic.com/62wky #
- This morning Google will surprise you! Here come the Twitter killer…IMHO. (via @TerryStorch) #
- can’t wait to learn more about google wave #io2009 http://wave.google.com/ watching here for keynote to upload #
- Heading to eat at 5 Guys w/ @alilem then heading to Nick’s shop to get swim trunks for r cruise next week! #
- Just dropped off @alilem @ work @lukelemons said let’s jam to foo fighters-then @tyralemons wanted brass monkey by beastie boys.Love my kids #
- Just got my xbox back! WHOOOOO HOOOOOOOO! Thinking of renting COD for tonight #
- Need help with Summer Camp? Get Camp in a Can 50% Use code: TWITTERCAMP. http://budurl.com/ftf6 http://budurl.com/jqq7 (via @SimplyInsider) #
- @dbralley I wish I was instead of here cleaning! My wife left yet? #
- I’M ON COD. WHO’S JOINING ME? #
- “I wanna take a ride on ur disco stick” – can’t believe people listen to this crap! #
- my job cracks me up-i was just asked to examine the size of a grill someone brought to determine if it would explode!… (1of2) #
- based on my expertise, training and certifications – I deemed it safe and worthy of some fire to burn from it! 😀 #
- My grandma is taking all 3 kids to Chuck E. Cheese today. There is a special crown for her in Heaven. We r grateful! #
- Sitting @ picnic table outside @ work. I can hear the sounds of a techno version of “legs” by ZZ Top that an aerobics class is rockin! #
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-05-24
- Isa 10:15 – “Does an ax take over from the one who swings it?
Does a saw act more important than the sawyer?” we can do nothing w/o God! # - Messed up setting alarm last night – God woke me up at 6:40 anyways. for those that know me, thats a miracle huh? He got my back! #
- If your life honors the name of Jesus, he will honor you. Grace is behind and through all of this… (1of2) #
- our God giving himself freely, the Master, Jesus Christ, giving himself freely. 2 thes 1:12 (2of2) #
- Time for some bball with @brentstuart #
- Hey lost group-my house 9pm for Taken movie night #
- This is… er was the biggest bee I’ve ever seen http://twitpic.com/5knb3 #
- Getting ready to watch terminator with @prettymonky @George_les and toolman #
- Ok. They messed up and are playing angels & demons instead of terminator. #FAIL #
- What a creatively named product! Sort of as creative as the Dave Matthews Band #insidejoke http://twitpic.com/5mimz #
- @tonysteward Twitter. I follow anyone who invites me on facebook. Twitter I’m more guarded of who I follow in reply to tonysteward #
- @jonack where can I see ur work man? U got a vimeo account or something? #
- @lukelemons tball time #
- sweet! just found out that http://www.hulu.com will be streaming Dave Matthews Band concert live on June 1st @ 9pmEST. #
- 30 minutes @ work left then home to spiffy up for date night w/ @alilem-she’s taking me out on her paycheck! I’m a lucky man! #
- Happy B-day @mstanley! #
- Outdoor pool open today! Come see me! #
- @mstanley don’t see it. Actually go ahead I wanna hear ur thoughts about it #
- A kid just said, “hey ur MIA’s dad” it has begun. I am no longer tim lemons. Now… Mia’s Dad #
- @mstanley my iPhone does all caps on MIA everytime. #
- Well I got in the pool today it was cold and refreshing… And cold! #
- Watching mothers day at NewSpring with tears flowing #
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-05-17
- Thinking of Everett as I eat this! Hope u see it on facebook man! Miss ya! http://twitpic.com/4zz7c #
- @avclub http://twitpic.com/5096v – U have peaked my curiousity! #
- Today was my first tball game-once I hit the ball all the way to the red team!We won! (via @lukelemons)//he went 4 for 4 -they can’t get out #
- @BrentStuart is that @jimmiedavidson? in reply to BrentStuart #
- Filling up da pool! Like drinking from a fire hydrant! http://twitpic.com/53dfr #
- @jpollock LOST season finale tonight! Whoooo-hooooo #
- 8 hrs later and pool is still not full. http://twitpic.com/5415q #
- @jdubharris I can’t get in touch with Erinn so I’m guessing the normal 9:30 for them #
- Lost group @ 10 tonight. We’ll start right @ 10. Some peeps can’t be there until 10 #
- The ox knows who’s boss,
the mule knows the hand that feeds him,
But not Israel.
My people don’t know up from down
-Isa 1:3 (MSG) # - Ok… Today’s task = painting a shed. Never knew security guards did so much! I’d rather work than be nonproductive. #
- @lukelemons just told me I was a funny man that lives in a chocolate hotel full of sweets! Then he said. I love u hotel, ur so sweet! #
- Great lunch with @dbralley at Los Arcos #
- Oh what a joyous day! @tyralemons just used her potty! U don’t understand, we have had at least 1 kid in diapers for 9yrs. Hope she keeps up #
- RT @howardfrist met a guy who lives in OK and goes to church on our web campus.He flew n2 Greenville to b baptized today!That’s just crazy!! #
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-05-10
- http://twitter.com/perrynoble/status/1691348624 everyone pause and think/thank how big that is! Jesus still in life changing business #
- ok poll here: http://tinyurl.com/c5czq6 what kind of razor do you use? txt 17493 for electric/17494 for blade&cream to 99503 #
- Anyone wanna join a 3 on 3 team with me? Plays Thursday evenings. Cost is $85 team/if we got 6 it’d b $14 per player #
- Please pray 4 Phil Paris.Just received a call that his 23 yr old daughter has passed away.She leaves behind 2 little children and a husband. #
- @GoGod thx for the prayers! in reply to GoGod #
- i cannot believe there is an app for snorting cocaine on the iPhone. Looks real! http://tinyurl.com/dgoggd #
- attn wordpress genius’:I’ve had crazy weird issues got them fixed-but now automatic upgrade says i’m updated but i’m still in version 2.6.2 #
- Hey that last twitter about wordpress was my 3,000th twitter update! Whooo-hoooo #
- @avclub did u know andrew kramer is actually designing for the show? All that stuff is his work #
- Thx @roonie_mark for keeping Twitter straight! #
- Lost group @ 9 promptly we will watch two episodes for those that can stay that long #
- Great time with great friends watching 2 great episodes of Lost! #great #
- Praise the Lord, Dance and shout – I am done laying grout! http://twitpic.com/4qaxv #
- Date night is about to begin! Talked @alilem into eating at 5 Guys! Ah yeah! #
- Dear Belk, what r u doing? U have loud blaring music and trying to be hip, but workers are >60 yrs old grannies and can barely walk. #
- @justnoonie my point proven! Even though ur grandma IS cool #
- What am I doing at 11pm on date night? Driving w/ a turtle-taking him to @lukelemons @ inlaws house. http://twitpic.com/4tnfc #
- Was trip to Bristol worth it?Well Luke will wake up and get to see his turtle and I just sang at the top of my lungs “every rose…thorn” 😉 #
- Sweet! Sitting here wishing I was with G3 pastors and they just called coming up here to play ball! Whoooo hooooo #
- Great time playing bball w/ @globalglory pastors! Now heading to eat @ el patio w/ mom 4 mothers day! #
- Ok. So I’m gonna say it, the climb by Miley Cyrus has some amazing lyrics! #
- Taking this to my wife for breakfast in bed this morning! Happy mother’s day @alilem http://twitpic.com/4wynd #
- 17 different countries here @highlands for @globalglory conference! God is awesome! http://twitpic.com/4x75j #
Twitter Updates for 2009-02-15
Twitter Updates for 2009-02-14
- wants everyone to know that he has the best wife in the world! I <3 u @alilem #
- My woman is a lil different. The gun show was too expensive so we’re heading To the harley store instead. #
- Having fun in the harley store http://twitpic.com/1hll4 #