- Sheesh, finally I can twitter! Long story! Anyways, @mcdonalds playground and luke sat on a cheeseburger seat and said look googly eyes! #
- @trevorcox just did! #
- @alilem just said, “see twitters just not long enough for me” #
- @Mstanley actually you’ve just been spoiled by good ol’ Texas! 😉 #
- Feel like I’m officially part of the truckers club! One of them flashed his lights letting me know I could get over! #
- Hello mississippi… We meet again! #
- Just saw sign,”parking area(no security provided) should have read,”parking area (crooks come here, we’ll let u steal stuff) #
- HOLY SCHNIKIES IT’S COLD! We ain’t in Houston anymore toto #
- @alilem just pulled away from gas station with hose still in van, it was still pumping on the groound when I realized what she had done #
- Hmmm… Chunky river? Not a good name for a river #
- Stopping for the night in miridian! #
- Just woke up luke he said your a moving cheek, then he said your chicken armpit, then a chicken booger, now chicken earpeep, love that boy #
- Best one yet- you poop flower in the earwax #
- @alilem is tired and cracking me up! She just said I don’t think I could think right now! I said u just did! #
- Hello alabama, goodbye mississippi #
- @alilem – what does GPS stand for? Grand personal station? #
- Just saw sign: “beware people’s pets have been turning up missing!” What does that mean? Is there a werewolf on the loose? #
- On a side note community gas station is selling meat inside! #
- Church sign: “we use both to bring glory to God” had picture of Bible and hymnal #
- I got georgia on my mind! Goodbye Alabama #
- Attn Va/Tn tweeps. We will be home around 9-10 tonight! Anyone wanna help us unload tomorrow? #